Stu Forster
Wallace Spearmon, Jr. will not be winning any gold medals in pancake making.
Never give up never quit never admit defeat, today I try and conquer one of my biggest foes, trying to make pancakes!
— wallace spearmon jr (@PrinceSpearmon) January 3, 2013
Wallace Spearmon, Jr. is a world-class sprinter, having twice won the NCAA outdoor 200m while at Arkansas. More recently, he finished fourth in the men's 200m at the 2012 Summer Olympics, finishing just 0.58 seconds behind winner Usain Bolt, and narrowly missing the medal stand by just 0.06 seconds. And on Thursday, he tried to make pancakes.
I quit I don't know what I'm doing. Did I mention its ok to ask for help! So someone please HELP! Lol no seriously help lockerz.com/s/274266464
— wallace spearmon jr (@PrinceSpearmon) January 3, 2013
Seems like a good start! He opted for Aunt Jemima's Buttermilk Complete Pancake & Waffle Mix which means that -- literally -- all he has to do is add water. Alas.
How much stuff do I put in the skillet?
— wallace spearmon jr (@PrinceSpearmon) January 3, 2013
Uh oh.
Man this is some bull crap every time I make them they turn out doughy
— wallace spearmon jr (@PrinceSpearmon) January 3, 2013
Do you all know how hard this is trying to make pancakes & tweet wait till you see these Michael Jackson pancakes there soblack and white
— wallace spearmon jr (@PrinceSpearmon) January 3, 2013
Well at least dogs will be happylockerz.com/s/274271209
— wallace spearmon jr (@PrinceSpearmon) January 3, 2013
That's ... I mean, that's not terrible.
I think I almost got it but at this rate ill have to make 10 of these to get fulllockerz.com/s/274272521
— wallace spearmon jr (@PrinceSpearmon) January 3, 2013
Probably wanted to put more "stuff" in the skillet. Wonder if knew that Aunt Jemima's site has a whole bunch of tips!
It looks good but it tastes like zoo dirt. What happens to your stomach if you eat dougie pancakes
— wallace spearmon jr (@PrinceSpearmon) January 3, 2013
"zoo dirt"
Ahhhh forget it I'm going to Waffle House thanks for all the help though
— wallace spearmon jr (@PrinceSpearmon) January 3, 2013
Wait, was this an elaborate PR stunt for Waffle House? Also, if he wanted pancakes, shouldn't IHOP be the destination?
Ah, well -- get 'em next time, Wallace!
h/t @HouseofRun
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